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This time it was a 5k Turkey Trot! We’re actually serious about this.

Looks like a fight broke out today at a Walmart store in SoCal

But I guess it’s still not as bad as the stampede that made this woman lose her wig. Always remember kids, if you fall to the ground and lose your wig in a stampede, don’t get up until you but the wig back on, no matter how unsafe you feel this may be.

Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at BreakingBrokenNews.com

First off, how much more boring can this reporter sound? The guy ate potential evidence off the hood of the police car while being cuffed! That’s crazy. But what’s even crazier is the lame pun the reporter leaves us with.

Well hello Katie Couric! You can read us the news anytime! We’ll buy the gin!

Ummm. This is why reporters should stick to writing or speaking only, not singing. Nuff said.

I’m not really sure what she won, but I wonder was she really just not that excited to win and then decided to overreact or is she really just crazy?

Now that’s how you throw to the video “package”. Hey-oh!

Women Take Mouse Balls Very Seriously – Watch more Funny Videos

Most of the time we cover professional news organizations, but this was too damn funny, we just couldn’t pass it up. So we give you and exclusive look into one of the shows on the channel that nobody watches, Public Access.

What happens when a couple of old hippies do a little segment on computer maintenance. Ooooh, it’s inside information about mouse balls! Hmm, “mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge”. Actually, the best part might be when the ladies don’t catch on to the whole shpeil but do get quite the kick out of mispronouncing the word optimum.

Well I need to have my mouse balls looked at immediately!

An officer in Texas got an unexpected visitor during a routine traffic stop. Officer Keith Urban was writing a citation when a kitten ran up and started climbing him. Officer Urban notified his supervisor who laughed.

When a Fox crew went to find the friendly feline, they were met with the same warm reaction. Maybe the cat just wants to ride along and cover the police beat?