Witness the super reporter (or porter, as the anchorwoman says). Not only does he set up his own shot but he continues his report even when the sprinklers turn on. And it’s not like he really had that important of news to tell. Bravo wet reporter guy.
I was like um, I was like um, I was like um, this should be in the countdown…
(originally posted 9/9/2009 at 9:09)
Unbelievably, there was no editing involved in this video. Ellis Lanksder the Buffalo Bills cornerback was like um. I was like um. Seriously, this um just um made me um stupider.
We love it when a technical difficulty leads to hilarious irony..
(originally posted 6/24/2009)
Do not adjust your speakers. The anchor’s mic wasn’t on for this opening. But it sure is a good thing they got that closed captioning sponsor mentioned, even though they never even had to use it, you know since her mic wasn’t on.
This is like the exact opposite of the guy that said “keep f%$*ing that chicken”.
(originally posted 9/15/2009)
We continue our celebration of the best (worst) of local news with the best freak-out from a lizard jumping on your belly leading to the best almost f-bomb. Just watch.
This is still to this day the best use of props I’ve ever seen!
(originally posted 9/14/2009)
This week we are celebrating some of the best in local news. And you, our avid BreakingBrokenNews.com reader knows that when we mean best we really mean most absurd. Exhibit A: The best use of props in a news report. As the reporter says “the bear probably looked like this, except real”. No shit Sherlock.
Only in Cleveland? Stay tuned to BreakingBrokenNews.com all this week for more of the best of Local News.
The best thing about this video isn’t when the anchor tells the weatherman to “keep f%#*ing that chicken”, it’s the face on the anchorwoman right after he says it that gets me every time!
(originally posted on 9/18/2009)
I guess we know how this FOX 5 anchor keeps he chicken tender!
Whenever I feel like I’m having one of those days and just can’t seem to write a good post, I just press play on this video and remember that if she can have a job as an anchorwoman then I can do anything. (pressing play now)
(originally posted on 9/29/2009)
Somebody get this bumbling anchorwoman a raise! Let’s keep her around for a while so we can have an endless supply of these great clips! Kids this should be an inspiration for you, if she can be on TV, anyone can.
Even during our best of the worst countdown we need to take a commercial break, and what better break than with a cat massage?!
(originally posted 8/22/2009)
So I’m up late and feel like watching an infomercial, but watching them on TV is so 2007, so I found this totally sane and awesome lady on the internet selling me on the art of cat massages. My night is complete.
All this week we’re counting down to 2010 with the best of the worst of BreakingBrokenNews.com posts. We’re kicking it off today with drunk Ewoks. You were sure to have seen this video making the rounds on Halloween, it’s so good we could watch it over and over again, and we suggest you do the same, right now.
DRUNK EWOKS STORM THE TODAY SHOW (originally posted on 10/30/2009)
Stick around through the whole video as the Ewoks get progressively drunker and drunker. They fight, throw things at the Today Show hosts, moonwalk, and hump Al’s leg. Oh Halloween.
