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While we may speak a different language, this still rings true, so so true.

What are the chances that a reporter nails a backwards shot from half court while talking about somebody else nailing a half court shot while blindfolded?

I guess now we know. Now, who’s going to do the story of the amazing shot that happened while doing a story about an amazing shot that inevitably lead to.. an amazing shot?

Wait, that’s not news. I kid, I kid. But seriously, looks like I’m going to have to hang up my manhood for an hour and watch Oprah hopefully tear him a new one, like she did with that other fraud.

Well, at least she wasn’t flying a plane.

Wait, that’s not really news, it happens practically every day.

I was trying to think about who he was tonight. It’s interesting: he is post-racial, by all appearances. I forgot he was black tonight for an hour. You know, he’s gone a long way to become a leader of this country, and past so much history, in just a year or two. I mean, it’s something we don’t even think about. I was watching, I said, wait a minute, he’s an African American guy in front of a bunch of other white people. And here he is president of the United States and we’ve completely forgotten that tonight — completely forgotten it. I think it was in the scope of his discussion. It was so broad-ranging, so in tune with so many problems, of aspects, and aspects of American life that you don’t think in terms of the old tribalism, the old ethnicity. It was astounding in that regard. A very subtle fact. It’s so hard to talk about. Maybe I shouldn’t talk about it, but I am. I thought it was profound that way.

There’s nothing else on TV tonight, so we know you’re going to be watching the State of the Union Address. What better way to pass the time than with a drinking game?! Well, here you go. And don’t forget, you can also watch the address LIVE on breakingbrokennews.com and click on the Live Feed tab above. Enjoy!

[via Huffington Post]

This weatherman thinks he’s as big as the snowfall in Princetown, though I have a feeling from this clip that he’s really more like Brookline.

She was so excited but then I think she felt let down that they didn’t bring any for her.

We know you’ve seen this classic, but it’s worth watching a few hundred more times. Nothing like dead air followed by “boom goes the dynamite”. Where is this kid now? I really thought he’d be on Sports Center by now.

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