Breaking Broken News

That’s one way to tell your viewers what you were “busy” “doing” (notice the extreme use of air quotes).

Good question. And since there was a dam burst in Tempe, AZ last week, let’s go to the scene to the eyewitness to find out.

I’m pretty sure this topic is covered in reporter school 101. If you decide to wear a toupee, make sure that thing is on tight. And really, what was that thing doing on there anyways?

Thanks to our Facebook Fan Dave for submitting this one. I have to admit it’s just such a perfect comedy of errors that at first I thought it had to be fake. I mean, you’ve got the overweight reporter attempting to run and dodge what appears to be 100 skateboarders, and then just as he knocks the kid over you realize that he was going to interview the creepy bearded guy, then just when you think it’s over the reporter almost goes back in for another shot and then not until he scares another kid off his board just by his mere presence. So yeah, this videos got it all. Thank you FOX 13 Tampa Bay, we’ll never question your realness again.

Whoa! Just checked the twitter machine and found out that Sarah Palin said something and then she compared that to Shakespeare and everybody on the twitter machine decided to make some fun of all that. Here’s the best of the best.

I think we should just give the crazy clown lady what she wants, otherwise something bad could happen.

Maps lie. Arizona does not border Mexico, because I don’t think they do.