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Because nothing says Gangsta like a dope rhyme about your credit score!

When Shepard Smith talks about Jennifer Lopez, there’s only one thing on his mind.

I’m pretty sure the editors of this awful local commercial didn’t win any technical Emmy awards for this one.

That’s right FOX News anchor, us internets and what we are going to do with this! But seriously, this would have been more of a story if what he freudian slipped had been what really happened.

You don’t want to be driving around without insurance. You could get a steep fine, go to jail or worse this eagle could come sh*t on your car.

It’s about time that theme park got shut down since it really is just so shi….

Local TV commercials are usually pretty terrible, but this one really takes the cake. Dr. Evil should really get that thing on his head checked out.

Mondays suck. So we’re introducing a new feature, the Monday Flashback where we’ll help you get your week started off right with an oldie but a goodie classic news blooper video. What better way to keep it off than with the good ‘ol “keep f*cking that chicken” video!

I know I should have posted this on Friday the 13th so then I could have made joke about not needing to worry about walking underneath these ladders because they’ve already fallen. But I didn’t. So just watch and enjoy.

I think one day very soon there will be a Tawainese CGI Animation of a Tawainese CGI animation. Regardless, here’s another entertaining “reinactment” of the HP CEO, Mark Hurd’s sex scandal.