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Nothing like a timely Dr. Evil reference to get your day going.

Chimps are so much like us! They like to mess with on-location reporters too!

Will the real Stephen Colbert please stand up?

FOX NEWS’ resident hottie, Megyn Kelly was none too pleased about it. What do you think?

Who knew that a fish could attack you…while you’re in a boat…and they’re in the water.

Apparently the mascot for Ohio (Rufus the Bobcat) decided to attack Ohio State’s Brutus the Buckeye right before the teams kicked off the game Saturday. The former mascot said “The whole reason I tried out was so I could come up to Ohio State and tackle Brutus”. The real question is, did he deserve it?

Apparently not only does Apple’s Steve Jobs make computers, iPhones, iPods, and iPads but he’s also a skilled Ninja as you can tell from the Taiwanese animation.

Remember all that crazy Quran burning talk a few weeks ago? Well, the best thing about all of that coverage was this great quote we got from some time traveling hippie sent directly from the ’60s to give us this gem: “Dude, you have no Quran!”.

I get it, this guy is probably too f-ing crazy to be contained in a position like County Recorder, but judging by this clip on Good Morning America I think we’ve found our new morning TV host! Plus, he has a MASTERS IN COMMUNICATION!

Chalk this up for another embarrassing moment for CNBC. Though it’s still not as bad as Wacke Macke:

Or this:

And of course Jim Cramer:

Done so much, many, good things. Good. Moving forward. We have done everything we could possibly done. Looks like it’s time for a smoke break Jan!