While reading the subtitles during this commercial, I’m really confused as to what it is they are selling and/or wanting us to do. This is one of those times when subtitles just go horribly horribly wrong
This seems pretty normal until :23 seconds in. Then things get pretty damn crazy, I say I say.
Because nothing says Gangsta like a dope rhyme about your credit score!
I’m pretty sure the editors of this awful local commercial didn’t win any technical Emmy awards for this one.
You don’t want to be driving around without insurance. You could get a steep fine, go to jail or worse this eagle could come sh*t on your car.
Local TV commercials are usually pretty terrible, but this one really takes the cake. Dr. Evil should really get that thing on his head checked out.
I know I should have posted this on Friday the 13th so then I could have made joke about not needing to worry about walking underneath these ladders because they’ve already fallen. But I didn’t. So just watch and enjoy.
If you watch Glenn Beck you’re probably scarred out of your mind that the apocalypse is coming. So that’s where this ad comes in from the Survival Seed Bank. They go on to say:
“Are you worried about the economy? Are you ever worried that the politicians and the bankers are going to bring the whole thing crashing down? If so, pay close attention, because in an economic meltdown, non-hybrid seeds could become more valuable than even silver and gold. Afterall, securing a source of food for your family is the single most important thing you can do.”
Yes, invest in seeds so you have food for you family, but good luck dealing with the starvation over the nine months or more that it takes them to grow.