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This was scary, the Today Show decided to give us yet more coverage of the Royal Wedding.

and Anderson Cooper was Phil Donahue

It’s Halloween. You’re getting ready to scare some kids. Forget the Freddy Krueger mask, all you need is a mask of this anchor, because he’s scarring the pants of people after what he did to his co-anchor as he mentions at the top of the newscast! Run!

What could be scarier on Halloween than a lizard leaping on your beloved local news anchor?

Some of those commercials for scary movies give me heabie jeabies. But this commercial is the scariest of them all! It’s a crazy lady giving cat massages people!

It’s hard to believe it was just one short year ago that these short and drunk little Ewoks first humped their way into our hearts. What will the celebration bring this year?? We sure do hope it lives up to last year and you’ll be able to catch it right here during our full coverage of HALLOWEEN: THE BREAKING BROKEN NEWS SPOOKTACULAR!

Now that the press conference is over, tell us what you thought in the comments. And in case you missed it, here’s the replay:

Ahhhh snap! That’s one hell of a bitch slap!

The worst thing in this video isn’t the puppy pooping on the desk on live TV. No, the worst thing is that EEEEEPPP sound one of the reporters made.

It looks like the evening news in Japan continues to recreate the Tiger Woods rumors with CGI animations. But the more of these videos I see the more I feel like this is a version of The Sims game that hasn’t been released yet in the US. Have the Japanese already played this whole saga out as if they were Tiger Woods?

Looks like a fight broke out today at a Walmart store in SoCal

But I guess it’s still not as bad as the stampede that made this woman lose her wig. Always remember kids, if you fall to the ground and lose your wig in a stampede, don’t get up until you but the wig back on, no matter how unsafe you feel this may be.